Did the sun every tell you about the time those imprudent richardholes Autumn and Edgar invaded him and tried to steal the treasures hidden beneath his fiery surface?
He insists: It did, too, happen!
There they were in their cute little spacesuits, hopping around planets as if they were Marco Polo of the solar system, and then they just up and stopped on the sun and stole his treasures. They didn’t even get burnt to a crisp, thanks to their fancy suits. How rude!
That’s all there is to the story. Mr. Sun doesn’t want to talk about it anymore, okay. Stop being rude.