Persons Represented
- Autumn Springer
- Edgar Winters
- Dawn Summers
- Lance Chamsby
- Heloise Solstice
- Thursday O’beefe
- Felix Spero
- Violet Ajambo
- Dysmas Equinox
Autumn Springer

Personality
If you insist on harassing me: I’m a dirty thief who cares ’bout no one but herself. That’s why I’m such a fun person to be round, as you’re experiencing right now. That’s approximately the extent o’ my significance — a’least within your demonstrably low standards.
Appearance
Believe it or not, I don’t color my hair: by some aberration o’ biology, I have red hair, despite how rare that is in Boskeopolis, ’specially ’mong dark-skinned people. Thus why I’m sometimes called the “Red Haired Devil”, though, bizarrely, I’m more oft called the “Ponytailed Devil”, e’en though there are plenty o’ people with ponytails.
These same great genes o’ mine have also inflicted me with weak vision, forcing me to wear these glasses, which is great when I lose them or someone steals them — though it’s clearly not ’nough o’ an inconvenience to lead me to get laser-eye surgery.
My reason for wearing this “PHAT LOOT” shirt should be obvious. I’ve had it since I was a teenager, which is why it has so many holes & is fading, but I’m too cheap to replace it. I probably shouldn’t publicize this, but I fiddled with these otherwise plain gray sweat pants — as well as the jean skirt I wear in the summer, when my usual hobo costume is too warm — so that they have many secret pockets for hiding goods — both for thieving & keeping back rival thieves.
Interests
Just success.
Background
This can be easily looked up, & will be far mo’ accurate than what I’ll lie to you. I’ve been stealing since I was in Kindergarten. Uh… I graduated 2ndary school, believe it or not, though colleges rightfully wanted nothing to do with a criminal like me. That’s all.
Insipid Trivia Irrelevant to Stories
- Birth Date
- 1993 September 22
- Height
- 1.6m ( 5.248ft )
- Height
- 59kg ( 130.073lbs )
- Element
- Fire
- Other Element
- Silicon
- Color
- Red or red-orange
- Temperament
- Melancholic
- Favorite Food
- Ramen noodles
- Favorite Drink
- Coffee
- Favorite Literature
- The story of Robin Hood; nonfiction.
Edgar Winters

Personality
Er, as you can see, I’m not a very outgoing person, though I do like being round people & like helping people when I can.
Appearance
O… Um, well, I guess you know I’m a skeleton. I wear this dark purplish robe I got from when I was in school. Still fits, surprisingly. I don’t know why I still wear it. I guess I should probably replace it, but I don’t know what I’d replace it with, & ’sides, I kind o’ like it &, ’sides, Autumn said she kind o’ liked it, so I dunno. When it gets truly hot, like in summer, I sometimes wear a sunshirt ’stead.
Interests
I like to cook &, ’course, help Autumn with her heists & ventures. ’Course, I can’t taste the food I make — but that’s what Autumn & Dawn are there for, though Autumn usually just says anything I make is good to make me feel good.
Background
Um… I don’t truly have much o’ a background. I, uh, I guess I met Autumn when we were in 2ndary school. I think 10th grade, ¿maybe? It’s funny, I think we met kinda accidentally. She kinda just wanted help raising money & she helped me when ’nother student was mad @ her &… I dunno. I don’t remember how it went from there.
Insipid Trivia Irrelevant to Stories
- Birth Date
- 1993 December 4
- Height
- 1.44m ( 4.723199999999999ft )
- Height
- 34kg ( 74.957lbs )
- Element
- Ice
- Other Element
- Potassium
- Color
- White or gray
- Temperament
- Phlegmatic
- Favorite Food
- Lemon sherbet
- Favorite Drink
- Hot cocoa
- Favorite Literature
- Oliver Twist
Dawn Summers

Personality
¡All o’ them! Well, ’cept the bad 1s, I guess. ;)
I guess I’m not the most responsible person, ’less it’s truly important, like someone’s in trouble or something. I mean, I haven’t done anything truly horrible yet, like accidentally poke someone’s eyes out or something.
Some people say I’m cheery to a fault; — that person is Autumn, by the way — but I don’t see how there can e’er be a fault to that, so they’re obviously wrong.
Appearance
¿You like my green jacket / dress thing? I got the idea from some video game hardly anyone’s probably played. It e’en comes with this cracked bat I keep in my back in case I have to fend off o’erly assertive marketers or my insecurities. I made sure to cut plenty o’ holes in it — the jacket, not the bat — so I can fit all o’ the chemicals & doodads I have on me. You have no idea how useful they can be. Cute, too.
Interests
¡Everything! ¿What couldn’t be interesting? Well, I guess watching paint dry could be kinda repetitive… but then I could just try imagining all o’ the air molecules pushing gainst the poor paint & causing all o’ the H2O molecules to be squished to death, or imagine oxygen atoms coming in & forming orgies with a bunch o’ carbon-hydrogen groups & fatty acids ( unlike a lot o’ humans, molecules don’t fat-shame ).
When I’m not screwing round with chemistry that will probably cause major explosions, I like to play video games or watch movies or hang out with or woo — everyone says that no one can make pickup lines like I can, which I totally can’t understand as subtle mockery @ all — a lot o’ different people or listen to music or e’en make my own music, though it’s not very good, or e’en try making my own video games & not getting much farther than a simple chase game, & a bunch o’ other stuff I can’t remember right now.
So, like I said, everything.
Background
Most o’ my life’s been spent pretending to be a hero warrior in what Autumn calls my electronic fantasies, but you probably don’t want to hear ’bout that.
Well, let’s see… I went to Boskeopolis University & got a Bachelor’s ( sorry if that shouldn’t be capitalized; this genius college graduate can’t remember whether it should be or not ) in chemistry & am currently working on my Master’s. My parents used to run a restaurant till they died & left it to me so I could run it into the ground & have to sell it to 1 o’ those evil corporate executives, who are probably running it much better than I did ’cause they’re evil corporate executives. ;)
Actually, it’s funny: I remember running that restaurant being truly upsetting, but looking back on it now, it doesn’t look so bad & I’m actually kinda glad I did it, since it was new, & there’s always something good you can learn from new things, e’en if what you learn is to ne’er do that thing ’gain. I always have to make myself do new things ’cause there’s only so much time left ’fore you’re in the infinite chasm & I don’t want to go there without having done everything yet. But then I end up missing the ol’ stuff I’m not doing anymo’ ’cause I’m doing all this new stuff & it becomes impossible to find time for it all. ¡Augh!
I guess I’m rambling ’bout irrelevant nonsense now. Sorry. I think that’s everything — everything important, a’least.
Insipid Trivia Irrelevant to Stories
- Birth Date
- 1990 July 17
- Height
- 1.73m ( 5.6743999999999994ft )
- Height
- 68kg ( 149.914lbs )
- Element
- Earth
- Other Element
- Molybdenum
- Color
- Green
- Temperament
- Sanguine
- Favorite Food
- Buttercup candy
- Favorite Drink
- Kool-Aid
- Favorite Literature
- Perdido Street Station
Lance Chamsby

Personality
¡I, Lance Chamsby, am as any good man, an independent man who refuses to be enslaved by any, who profits purely by his own wit & grit! I’ve yet to meet a man who couldn’t find themselves admire me — & those who wouldn’t be able to would surely be jealous dependent-types.
Appearance
¡My cloak & top hat are as black as the funds o’ a well-run business, the latter emblazoned with a golden dollar sign, the 1 sign that signifies human intelligence, self-preservation, & high standards!
Interests
¡My prime interest is myself & my work, not for the sake o’ others, but purely for the sake o’ self-expression! Someday I plan to publish my magnum opus, a literary paean to brilliant individualists like me, as found in the works o’ that greatest writer in the world, Ayn Rand. However, lately I’ve been busy with the mo’ vital work o’ cleaning this world o’ its parasites so the world can be good ’nough for my brilliant work, which includes stopping that vile looter, the Ponytailed Devil, & perhaps e’en running for mayor.
Background
My background should be obvious to all: I was born to the Chamsbys, the richest family in Boskeopolis since the early 1900s. When my brilliant father, Fitzgerald J. Chamsby, passed far too early, I inherited his businesses. I attended St. Sebastian’s Private 2ndary School, where many o’ my teachers praised my excellent study. Obviously, I could’ve gone on to any college I wanted, — preferrably an upscale university in the US — but my business responsibilities left me far too busy doing vital work to play round with academia.
Insipid Trivia Irrelevant to Stories
- Birth Date
- 1997 March 3
- Height
- 1.42m ( 4.6575999999999995ft )
- Height
- 41kg ( 90.389lbs )
- Element
- Lightning
- Other Element
- Gold
- Color
- Gold
- Temperament
- Choleric
- Favorite Food
- ¡Yo, Dolly! and Guffaws bars
- Favorite Drink
- Cherry Hero-Hero Cola
- Favorite Literature
- Atlas Shrugged
Heloise Solstice

Personality
It’s awfully nice o’ you to ask me; but I’m ’fraid there’s not much to say. I don’t interact much with people, you see.
Appearance
But if you truly want to know, this red-orange bird mask I found in a costume shop in the middle o’ nowhere eons ago. Only cost 5₧, too. I’m sorry to say that I don’t remember where this white robe o’ mine originated, but it’s awfully comfy.
Interests
Nothing much: I just enjoy spending my free time reenacting some o’ my favorite stories from history with my tub o’ figurines. Sometimes I like to read or watch shows, too.
Background
O, there’s not much to say…
Well, if you insist: I was formed deep in the heart o’ the Crystal Caves from calcium stalagtites by the geometrical magic o’ the Heavenly Parliament. I don’t remember hardly anything from then to now. I’m deeply sorry.
Insipid Trivia Irrelevant to Stories
- Birth Date
- 1983 August 17
- Height
- 1.35m ( 4.428ft )
- Height
- 40kg ( 88.185lbs )
- Element
- Water
- Other Element
- Krypton
- Color
- White or baby blue
- Temperament
- Sanguine
- Favorite Food
- Kettle pies
- Favorite Drink
- Boskeopoleon brunch tea
- Favorite Literature
- Goosebumps
Thursday O’beefe

Personality
Don’t let O’Beefe’s spunky attitude fool you: he’s the most serious journalist in Boskeopolis, praised all o’er for ne’er giving into the lamestream media & for standing up to the average Boskeopoleon who eats Subway™ sandwiches.
That’s not to say that he’s square. When he isn’t being a journalistic ninja, he enjoys motorcycling, mountain climbing, & saving the world from meteors.
Appearance
O’Beefe ne’er leaves his home without ensuring that he’s impeccably dressed. You will usually find him in a fetching dark gray tweed suit with shiny white gloves & a bowtie as red as roses. His hair is always equally neat, perfectly parted in the middle.
Background
Thursday O’Beefe graduated Applewood 2ndary School in 2012, which is where he began his career as the bravest journalist in Boskeopolis. Since then he’s been putting his foot in every doorway, tirelessly seeking opportunities for serving the scrumptious truth to Boskeopoleon citizens in all corners.
Insipid Trivia Irrelevant to Stories
- Birth Date
- 1994 August 24
- Height
- 1.5m ( 4.92ft )
- Height
- 59kg ( 130.073lbs )
- Element
- Normal
- Other Element
- Lead
- Color
- Platinum
- Temperament
- Sanguine
- Favorite Food
- Radish bagels
- Favorite Drink
- Mineral water
- Favorite Literature
- Hard-hitting newspapers
Felix Spero

Personality
O, uh, I don’t know what to say.
Well, I guess everyone says I apologize too much & that I hate myself too much, though I’ve been trying to do that less, as it’s probably e’en mo’ annoying.
Appearance
I guess I’m a cat or something, which probably ’splains why — wait, I’m not s’posed to say things like that. I was always told I was just faking being a cat, though nobody could figure out how to get this cat costume off me. But Dawn says that I am definitely a true cat. I’m, ’course, not the kind o’ person who’d know stuff like that.
I don’t know where I got this pink headband or pink scarf or purple sweater or e’en these weird tan jeans. Sorry if my taste isn’t very good. Dawn tells me it is, but she’s probably just trying to make me feel good, which is nice o’ her.
Interests
Um… Well, sometimes I read & write — I’ve been trying to practice it a lot so I can learn to write as well as Violet, who is amazingly good with words. I also like to do art & drawing stuff when I have free time.
Background
You don’t want to hear ’bout that.
Insipid Trivia Irrelevant to Stories
- Birth Date
- 1990 October 9
- Height
- 1.45m ( 4.755999999999999ft )
- Height
- 59kg ( 130.073lbs )
- Element
- Lunar
- Other Element
- Oxygen
- Color
- Pink / purple
- Temperament
- Melancholic
- Favorite Food
- Crackers
- Favorite Drink
- Chocolate milk
- Favorite Literature
- Romance novels
Violet Ajambo

Personality
So that I may be consummately accurate, I must confess my proclivity toward imbuing most in proximity with petulance due to my penchant toward magniloquent diction in my communication. Notwithstanding this detriment, I perennially attempt to maintain an amiable disposition, though I must additionally confess that it may be debilitated by my supplementary propensity toward disquietude.
Appearance
I am not confident if that is a subject for which one may discuss regarding oneself properly; howe’er, if it is imperative, I shall attempt to do my utmost in describing myself as objectively as feasible: my coiffure is sable, with its posterior fastened into a mildy globular protuberance and the proscenium extended all along my visage; my nostrils have often been particularized by various colleagues I have had as angular… Additionally, I suppose my the mass of my constitution is diminutive compared to that of the median homo sapien, judging by statistics, though I must assure you that this is due purely to arbitrary nature and that I harbor no insecurity in regards to my weight, though I suppose that would be the natural suspicion for most people.
In regards to my accoutrement, it is nothing more fascinating than the customary album-and-caerula business suit. As for my purpose for maintaining this habiliment even when not presently present in a professional milieu, I was perpetually instructed that how one promulgates oneself is how society will construe one — as somber as this is to contemplate.Interests
The primary subject in which I harbor immense interest is literature and the study thereof, which is the rationale for my electing it as my major at the aforementioned university in which I attend.
Background
It is imperative that I acknowledge the lack of animation in regards to my background. My residence of origin was Birch Street, my secondary school was St. Sebastian’s Secondary School, and the university that I am attending in the present is, of course, Boskeopolis University, which I began attending in the year 2013.
Insipid Trivia Irrelevant to Stories
- Birth Date
- 1995 May 3
- Height
- 1.9m ( 6.231999999999999ft )
- Height
- 61kg ( 134.482lbs )
- Element
- Leaf
- Other Element
- Ununoctium
- Color
- Cyan
- Temperament
- ’Tween choleric & phlegmatic
- Favorite Food
- Peppermint ice cream
- Favorite Drink
- Bottled water
- Favorite Literature
- Shakespeare
Dysmas Equinox

Personality
Nothing special, truly. I guess I can be kind o’ weird sometimes. ( Laughs. )
Appearance
( Laughs. ) Ne’er considered that prime concern, truly. Since I’m always doing lab work, e’en @ home, I usually wear your usual white lab coat.
As you can see, my hair’s already graying.
Interests
Well, biology, obviously.
Other than that, I like to spend my free time reading or petting my cat, Moniz.
Background
Let’s see… I graduated from Evergreen 2ndary School in… 197…¿6? Yeah, that must be it, ’cause I received my PhD in biology — from Boskeopolis University, ’course — in 1988, which is 12 years afterward.
Insipid Trivia Irrelevant to Stories
- Birth Date
- 1957 November 11
- Height
- 1.85m ( 6.068ft )
- Height
- 64kg ( 141.096lbs )
- Element
- Poison
- Other Element
- Nobelium
- Color
- Gray
- Temperament
- Choleric
- Favorite Food
- Tuna salad
- Favorite Drink
- Mint tea
- Favorite Literature
- H.G. Wells